| Wow...technology these days. This whole zanga thing is cool.
So, anyway....we bagged that sonofabitch terrorist! I forget his name...it something like Mufasa Zallawi al Douchebag, but whatever it was, we totally got him. Anyway, that disbelieving old kook Nader totally owes me five bucks. I told you I could do it!
Let me tell you something about this guy. al Douchebag (codenamed al Frickingretard in the terrorist organization) was a horrible man. He planned attacks in Iraq, he hated the U.S., and he killed kittens. Yes, he killed kittens. What a sick, sick, bastard.
So anyway, me and Cheney were all like walkin' along in Pakistan, just lookin' for some trouble. And then all of sudden this guy like pops out, yelling out some random crap. Me and Cheney looked at each other in like that kinda Steven Segalish "It's butt-kicking time" look. We totally took him down. He didn't even put a fight. Jeez. I mean, I could have beat him silly with one arm tied behind my back.
Oh, and I guess the Pakistani government had something to do with it. Whatever, me and Cheney know who did the real work. Man, just imagine if that lame John Kerry guy was there. I mean, cmon, whose ass could he kick? I mean really. Texas vs. Massachussetts, don't even make me laugh. But I shall laugh...on into the night.
Anyway, I'm gonna go listen to some more headbanging tunes. Peace out, save the world, rock the planet, whatever. |
